Starlets & Harlots

Fun Facts

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
- Closed, definitely.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
- No. They’re terrible.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
- I prefer them tucked in, but am usually too lazy to ensure they are.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
- No.

Do you like to use post-it notes?
- I am the Post-It/list-making QUEEN.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
- No.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
- Big bear.

Do you have freckles?
- Yes.

Do you always smile for pictures?
- Not always.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
- Anything repetitive. Chewing with your mouth open over and over, drumming your fingers for too long, scraping your head and running your fingers through your hair in a pattern, etc. (Yes, those were all direct things that people I know do and drive me up a wall.)

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
- Not anymore. I used to all the time when I was younger.

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
- Yeah, I sing to myself all the time haha.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
- Pens, yes. Pencils, no. They taste weird.

How many people have you slept with this week?
- A thousand.

What size is your bed?
- Queen.

What is your Song of the week?
- I don’t really have songs for each week. I listen to tons of different shit all the time.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
- I don’t find it attractive, but you do you.

Do you still watch cartoons?
- I would if I had cable. Help me, I’m poor.

What’s your least favorite movie?
- Dead Man.

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
- Probably somewhere in the vicinity of my mom and step dad’s house. He’s a metal detecting fool, so I’m sure he’d find it. It would be my way of paying them back for putting up with me all those years. and for my step dad being the most hilarious, socially awkward, intelligent, punny nerd I know who deserves good things to happen to him.

What do you drink with dinner?
- Totally depends. Usually water, but every now and then I might get a little ~crazy~ and mix it up.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
- Ketchup, if anything.

What is your favorite food?
- Tamales, mostly. But I’m a total foodie, so I could make you a list.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
- All the movies I like. Which are a ton. The Lord of the Rings trilogy, SLC Punk, House of 1,000 Corpses/The Devil’s Rejects, Fight Club, etc etc etc.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
- Nope.

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
- If I had the body I’d do implied nude or burlesque, yes.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
- It’s been years.

Can you change the oil on a car?
- I can put it in, but not change it. Haha.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
- Yep. But talked my way out of most of em ;)

Ever ran out of gas?
- Yeah, on the freeway on the way to work one time. That sucked.

Favorite kind of sandwich?
- The Turkey Bacon Bravo (or whatever it’s called) with no tomato at Panera. I LOVE IT.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
- Anything with maple sausage.

What is your usual bedtime?
- Typically around 12 or 1.

Are you lazy?
- Yes sir, I am.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
- I was a vampire 70% of the time. This was before Twilight came along and ruined everyone’s idea of vampires, people.

What is your Chinese astrological sign?
- I just looked it up. Apparently the monkey?

How many languages can you speak?
- One. MERICAN.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
- No. I don’t read magazines.

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
- Ooooo, tough one. I’m gonna go with Legos on this one. There’s a LOTR set and it’s pretty bitchin.

Are you stubborn?
- Yes.

Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
-

Ever watch soap operas?
- Oh god. My mom used to watch them RELIGIOUSLY. Like all she did was laundry, drink diet Dr. Pepper, and watch soaps. So I used to come home from school and, in order to procrastinate doing my homework, pretend to be really into her soaps. Eventually I wasn’t pretending anymore and I was a soap opera junkie. Eight years clean. Thank you very much.

Are you afraid of heights?
- Somewhat.

Do you sing in the car?
- YEP.

Do you sing in the shower?
- YEP.

Do you dance in the car?
- If the mood strikes me right.

Ever used a gun?
- I’ve literally only shot one. One time.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- A portrait? I have no clue. I mean, I get my pictures taken at least once a year for the Miss Midnight Mass pinup pageant promos…does that count?

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- Yes, but Madison and I will always secretly love High School Musical. Oh, and I love Grease. and Rocky Horror Picture Show. Okay, so I might like musicals - even if they are cheesy.

Is Christmas stressful?
- I didn’t think so till this year. Now I’m an official bah-humbuggin’ adult :/

Ever eat a pierogi?
- Uh, no.

Favorite type of fruit pie?
- Pumpkin.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- Famous actress. I was so convinced I was gonna be famous. I didn’t even have a back-up plan.

Do you believe in ghosts?
- Yes.

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- I have déjà-vu allllllll the time.

Take a vitamin daily?
- No, although I probably should.

Wear slippers?
- Eh, if it’s really cold in my house.

Wear a bath robe?
- No.

What do you wear to bed?
- Usually too-small pajama shorts with an oversized shirt, or oversized pajama bottoms with a too-small tank top. Or nothing.

First concert?
- Panic At the Disco hahaha.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- Target. I’m super classy, duh.

Nike or Adidas?
- Neither? Or maybe Adidas, just for the Korn reference.

Cheetos Or Fritos?
- Cheetos.

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- Sunflower seeds.

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
- Nope.

Ever take dance lessons?
- Lol no. There’s no hope for me.

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- Well he’s pretty much good at everything. There isn’t one specific thing I see him doing. I just know whenever he figures it out, it’s going to be something great.

Can you curl your tongue?
- Yes.

Ever won a spelling bee?
- I got second place in 5th grade. I lost on the word, “mayonnaise.” I swear to you, I will never not know how to spell that word again.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- Yes.

Own any record albums?
- Yes.

Own a record player?
- No, but I’m hoping for one one day!

Regularly burn incense?
- No.

Ever been in love?
- Yes.

Who would you like to see in concert?
- MARILYN MANSON. and also, if I could travel back in time to see Cab Calloway, my heart would be content.

What was the last concert you saw?
- I literally don’t even remember……… It’s been a few months.

Hot tea or cold tea?
- Hot.

Tea or coffee?
- Coffee.

Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles?
- Sugar cookies.

Can you swim well?
- I used to be able to. Probably not “well” anymore.

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- Uh, yeah.

Are you patient?
- No.

DJ or band, at a wedding?
- I HAVE ALREADY HAD THE HARDEST TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS AND I STILL DON’T KNOW.

Ever won a contest?
- Nope.

Ever have plastic surgery?
- No.

Which are better black or green olives?
- Green.

Can you knit or crochet?
- No.

Best room for a fireplace?
- Living room. Wouldn’t mind having one in my bedroom too.

Do you want to get married?
- Yes.

If married, how long have you been married?
- I’m not.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
- Eh, not usually. Haha.

Do you have kids?
- I personally do not, no.

Do you want kids?
- More than anything.

What’s your favorite color?
- Black.

Do you miss anyone right now?
- Yes.